Tuesday, June 30, 2009
Tribute Tuesday!
Sunday, June 28, 2009
Sacrifice Sunday...
Saturday, June 27, 2009
Shame on Me Saturday!
Thursday, June 25, 2009
Top Ten Thursday
Wednesday, June 24, 2009
Was My Face Red Wednesday!
Tuesday, June 23, 2009
Tribute Tuesday
Sunday, June 21, 2009
Maybe Monday
Life is full of maybe and might.
Maybe I should bleach my hair.
Maybe I should work less.
Maybe everything happens when it should and not when I want it to.
Maybe The Secret is real.
Maybe my Father will learn to place more stock in people than in materialistic things.
Maybe Cina will win American Idol and buy me a house :D
Maybe I shouldn't be so upset over my lack of baby.
Maybe I'll stop being so jealous of pregnant people.
Maybe I'll stop looking at baby stuff when I am shopping.
Maybe I won't sleep walk tonight and actually sleep.
Maybe I should go back to school and make something of myself.
Maybe I'll adopt.
Maybe I'll feel like doing something today.
Maybe I won't care about what other people think.
Maybe I'll buy super high heel shoes so I'll look taller.
Maybe I'll actually start planning my wedding.
Maybe I will wake up early tomorrow.
Maybe not...
Maybe I'll get my house cleaned and organized.
Maybe I'll get my roses made for Bambi.
Maybe I'll take a vacation.
Maybe I'll learn to swim.
Friday, June 19, 2009
ok i'm slack this week..sue me!
Monday, June 15, 2009
Almost A Year.
Sunday, June 14, 2009
Someone should River Dance on her Face!
Please go here and help to make sure that this creature never gets to traumatize more children. People trust teachers to help their children grow up safe and sound without being humiliated in front of everyone. Aren't teachers suppose to protect kids from these things ? If she were Tallen's teacher..OMG...she would have more to worry about than being suspended.
Please sign this petition!
Renni
Saturday, June 13, 2009
The Highwayman
The wind was a torrent of darkness upon the gusty trees,
The moon was a ghostly galleon tossed upon cloudy seas,
The road was a ribbon of moonlight looping the purple moor,
And the highwayman came riding--
Riding--riding--
The highwayman came riding, up to the old inn door.
He'd a French cocked hat on his forehead, and a bunch of lace at his chin;
He'd a coat of the claret velvet, and breeches of fine doe-skin.
They fitted with never a wrinkle; his boots were up to his thigh!
And he rode with a jeweled twinkle--
His rapier hilt a-twinkle--
His pistol butts a-twinkle, under the jeweled sky.
Over the cobbles he clattered and clashed in the dark inn-yard,
He tapped with his whip on the shutters, but all was locked and barred,
He whistled a tune to the window, and who should be waiting there
But the landlord's black-eyed daughter--
Bess, the landlord's daughter--
Plaiting a dark red love-knot into her long black hair.
Dark in the dark old inn-yard a stable-wicket creaked
Where Tim, the ostler listened--his face was white and peaked--
His eyes were hollows of madness, his hair like mouldy hay,
But he loved the landlord's daughter--
The landlord's black-eyed daughter;
Dumb as a dog he listened, and he heard the robber say:
"One kiss, my bonny sweetheart; I'm after a prize tonight,
But I shall be back with the yellow gold before the morning light.
Yet if they press me sharply, and harry me through the day,
Then look for me by moonlight,
Watch for me by moonlight,
I'll come to thee by moonlight, though hell should bar the way."
He stood upright in the stirrups; he scarce could reach her hand,
But she loosened her hair in the casement! His face burnt like a brand
As the sweet black waves of perfume came tumbling o'er his breast,
Then he kissed its waves in the moonlight
(O sweet black waves in the moonlight!),
And he tugged at his reins in the moonlight, and galloped away to the west.
He did not come in the dawning; he did not come at noon.
And out of the tawny sunset, before the rise of the moon,
When the road was a gypsy's ribbon over the purple moor,
The redcoat troops came marching--
Marching--marching--
King George's men came marching, up to the old inn-door.
They said no word to the landlord; they drank his ale instead,
But they gagged his daughter and bound her to the foot of her narrow bed.
Two of them knelt at her casement, with muskets by their side;
There was Death at every window,
And Hell at one dark window,
For Bess could see, through her casement, the road that he would ride.
They had bound her up at attention, with many a sniggering jest!
They had tied a rifle beside her, with the barrel beneath her breast!
"Now keep good watch!" and they kissed her. She heard the dead man say,
"Look for me by moonlight,
Watch for me by moonlight,
I'll come to thee by moonlight, though Hell should bar the way."
She twisted her hands behind her, but all the knots held good!
She writhed her hands till her fingers were wet with sweat or blood!
They stretched and strained in the darkness, and the hours crawled by like years,
Till, on the stroke of midnight,
Cold on the stroke of midnight,
The tip of one finger touched it! The trigger at least was hers!
The tip of one finger touched it, she strove no more for the rest;
Up, she stood up at attention, with the barrel beneath her breast.
She would not risk their hearing, she would not strive again,
For the road lay bare in the moonlight,
Blank and bare in the moonlight,
And the blood in her veins, in the moonlight, throbbed to her love's refrain.
Tlot tlot, tlot tlot! Had they heard it? The horse-hooves, ringing clear;
Tlot tlot, tlot tlot, in the distance! Were they deaf that they did not hear?
Down the ribbon of moonlight, over the brow of the hill,
The highwayman came riding--
Riding--riding--
The redcoats looked to their priming! She stood up straight and still.
Tlot tlot, in the frosty silence! Tlot tlot, in the echoing night!
Nearer he came and nearer! Her face was like a light!
Her eyes grew wide for a moment, she drew one last deep breath,
Then her finger moved in the moonlight--
Her musket shattered the moonlight--
Shattered her breast in the moonlight and warned him--with her death.
He turned, he spurred to the West; he did not know who stood
Bowed, with her head o'er the casement, drenched in her own red blood!
Not till the dawn did he hear it, and his face grew grey to hear
How Bess, the landlord's daughter,
The landlord's black-eyed daughter,
Had watched for her love in the moonlight, and died in the darkness there.
Back, he spurred like a madman, shrieking a curse to the sky,
With the white road smoking behind him and his rapier brandished high!
Blood-red were his spurs in the golden noon, wine-red was his velvet coat
When they shot him down in the highway,
Down like a dog in the highway,
And he lay in his blood in the highway, with the bunch of lace at his throat.
And still on a winter's night, they say, when the wind is in the trees,
When the moon is a ghostly galleon tossed upon cloudy seas,
When the road is a gypsy's ribbon looping the purple moor,
The highwayman comes riding--
Riding--riding--
The highwayman comes riding, up to the old inn-door.
Over the cobbles he clatters and clangs in the dark inn-yard,
He taps with his whip on the shutters, but all is locked and barred,
He whistles a tune to the window, and who should be waiting there
But the landlord's black-eyed daughter--
Bess, the landlord's daughter--
Plaiting a dark red love-knot into her long black hair.
Alfred Noyes
Friday, June 12, 2009
Go Figure Friday...
Thursday, June 11, 2009
Top Ten Thursday
Wednesday, June 10, 2009
Was My Face Red Wednesday!
Tuesday, June 9, 2009
Tribute Tuesday!
Monday, June 8, 2009
Mighty Monday
Norman Thomas (1884 - 1968)
Sunday, June 7, 2009
Sunday already...
Saturday, June 6, 2009
Why Fiancee Has No Hair...
Him: "I don't want a haircut"
Me: "But you REALLY need a haircut!"
Him: "It's not that hot. I am never cutting my hair again"
Me: "Please?"
Him: "Haircuts are too expensive"
Me: "I'll Pay for it :) "
Him: "I don't want you to pay for it. I'm Just not getting one"
Me "You look like a duck is sitting on your head and his butt is hanging out of the back of your hat. Please just get a haircut!"
Him: " No"
So we get home and he stomps through the house and gets out these 400 year old flea market find hair clippers. I went over the whole I'll pay for you to get a hair cut thing again and he declined. I walked through the house to get something I needed to get ready for work and when I came back to the bathroom he's standing at the mirror hacking away. Something happened and the guard didn't work so he had this semi-bald spot on the front of his hair. He keeps hacking until he has half of his head shaved and then his "perfectly fine " clippers died. At this point I'm kind of hiding because it is MY fault that he decided to use the P.o.S clippers. I asked him why he didn't borrow our neighbors clippers and he asked me why didn't I borrow our neighbors clippers. So I walked to Bambi's and begged her to let me use her clippers and not to laugh at Wolf when she seen him.
Long story short he finished shaving his head and is still bitter about the whole thing. Plus, he's kinda bald now. I just wanted him to spend 8 bucks and go to the barber.
Renni :)
Friday, June 5, 2009
Go Figure Friday
Things that made me go hrm..this week
I shall name him Sam
Everywhere I went yesterday there were turtles in the road. Apparently, It was national turtle in the road day and I didn't get the memo. I picked one of them up and took it Mom's because I thought Tallen might get a kick outta seeing a turtle.
Mom decided that we should wait to tell him about it until we were sure it was not a snapping turtle so, I placed him back in my handy dandy shoe box and set him on top of a cabinet where he would be out of sight and harms way.
A few hours later Tallen rushed into the living room to tell me that there was something scary upstairs. Mom went to investigate and found the turtle trying to escape. So we had to show it to Tallen so that he wouldn't think it was a monster. He was so excited...at first. He decided that he was going to name him before my sisters got home. So he was therefore dubbed Sam. Tallen ooohed and awwed for awhile then he looked at me and told me to get the little creep away from him.
Needless to say Sam was later released back into the wild due to hippie protest from Cina and Tallen being creeped out by him.
I bought a back bone on ebay!
I have been a manager for almost 2 months now. I have tried being nice and that just isn't working so I snapped this week. Every time I have sent guys into the men's room to make sure it was clean they would walk in and turn around only to come out seconds later announcing that it was clean. At closing I would walk back there only to find it a horrible mess and have to clean it myself. This week I about made them faint because after they "cleaned" it I had another male employee walk back and make sure that there were no men in there and guard the door so I could make sure it was clean. Alas, I am no longer having to last minute clean the mens room!
Back to the tape sweat shop!
After a few months of not being crafty I am now working on roses again. If they weren't for a friend I probably wouldn't but I am a sucker for friends.
I need a wedding planner...But I can't afford one..
I am getting married in September and I have nothing planned. My Mom is going to make my dress. I think we are having an outside wedding. I am not a very religious person and I just think it would be hypocritical to do the whole church wedding thing. I have like 4 billion people that want to come to my wedding. I am afraid I might end up on My Big Red Neck Wedding...
Thursday, June 4, 2009
Top Ten Thursday
Top Ten Songs That I am Kinda Embarressed to Know..
1. Barbie Girl -Aqua
Even I was shocked to walk around the corner to find my thirty something male co-worker singing this one.
2.MMMbop- Hanson
Ok I admit it, I once was a Hanson freak. I am grown now and I only listen to them when I am alone in a car....
3 I kissed a Girl- Katy Perry
This song sneaks in your brain and gets stuck there.
4 Anything from a Disney movie or kids show.
It happens one minute you are watching the Lion King , then BAM there ya are singing about being a mighty king...
5 Baby One More Time - Britney Spears
For those of you who might laugh at this choice do you remember wearing pig tails and trying to dance like that floozy? I do..
6.I Touch Myself -The Divynls
You might not put this one on your Ipod but I'm sure if it were to come on you would know it word for word..
7.Rico Suave-Gerardo
Two words RIIICO SUAVEEE
8.Ice Ice Baby- Vanilla Ice
"All right stop collaborate and listen
Ice is back with my brand new invention"
It was 1992ish I was in kindergarten and I was in LOVE with Vanilla Ice. My mom's MIL gave me this awesome sweater with a giant picture of Vanilla Ice on the front. I miss that sweater...the music not so much.
9. I'm Too Sexy- Right Said Fred
I admit it I am NOT too sexy for my shirt... or any other item of clothing for that matter..
10.U Can't Touch This- MC Hammer
I might of had a dance for this one also...
Wednesday, June 3, 2009
Was my Face Red!
In my family I am kind of known as a ditz. Most people end family cook outs with "Remember when Renni said this or remember when Renni did that" So have dug out the box of things I would rather not remember to bring you this great story :)
I am terrified of heights. Every now and then I convince myself that I will be OK being up high and do something stupid like climb a tree or a ladder only to have a panic attack and need assistance getting down. A few years ago my Aunt Lorra had just moved into her new house. I went over while they were moving in and her daughter was showing me around. While we were standing in her hallway I looked up and noticed a string handing from the ceiling. I asked Lorra what it was and she told me that it went to the ladder that lead up to the attic. Well, me forgetting the whole part about attics being high up, let her daughter talk me into going up to explore it. I climbed all the way to the top and I was fine, until I looked down. Her fiance ended up having to help me down while my aunt and my cousins stood there laughing. I was only like six feet up but it looked like six miles...
Tuesday, June 2, 2009
Tribute Tuesday - Tallen
The Strangest Things I have Ever Seen Through a Drive Thru Window
1. There was once a lady that dropped her change because she was eating a chicken leg. She then looked annoyed at me because I had to hand her pizza to her....
2. There was an old man with a toddler in his car. The little boy was running all over the car. He was not buckled in and the man was OK with this. Beside the man was a 12 pack of beer buckled in the middle of the seat...
3 There is a lady with a 400 year old hairless dachshund that only has one eye. I swear the thing was shipped in straight from hell. The entire time she is there the little monster growls at you and tries to attack you. I hate that dog.
4. Most pregnant women try to quit smoking or caffeine while pregnant. A few weeks ago it was late and my last customer pulled up to pick up her pizza. When she rolled down her window I noticed that she was like 8 months pregnant. She was covered in tattoos and piercings which is fine except for the fact that the marijuana smoke was so thick it took my breath....
5. We have a lady that drives with her foot. She has two perfectly good hands but she is always driving with her foot.
6.Our company policy requires us to check ID with all debit or credit cards that do not have pictures on them. I once had a man cuss me for 15 minutes then drive off because I asked to see his ID.
7 I also had a man come in with a credit card that had a picture of a woman on it. He was a Hispanic man and the woman was an older white lady. When I asked to see his ID with the card he took sped off.
8. There is a man that orders his food then tries to teach you how the aliens talk....
I know this crazy stuff but it's true...