Thursday, June 25, 2009

Top Ten Thursday

Ok I am a little odd..paranoid...ocd sometimes.
Here are my top ten weirdness's.
1. I am afraid of aliens.
When I was younger I had dreams where aliens would kid nap my sister. I hid a clothes hanger with a sharpened pencil on the end of it under my bed so that I could poke out one of their creepy giant eyes. I still think they are after me. *Shivers*
2. I count money like 400 times.
I am always paranoid about being short on my money at work. Therefore I count it like 4 times before I give people change. I hate new bills!
3. Germs freak me out.
I think Mom did this one to me. When I was younger we weren't allowed to eat any kind of batter because we would get Salmonella and die. Yup that's what she told me. I have to wash my hands every time I touch eggs or pork immediately. Like there is some sort of second time limit on how long it take the little boogers to get ya. I am also freaked out by public restrooms and especially their door handles. People just don't wash their hands enough. Money also freaks me out. How many strippers have had that dollar in their pants?
4.I am super afraid of heights.
Wolf was going to be sweet and take me up to this Mountain State Park near here. I figured I would be ok as long as I didn't look off at one of those fenced in viewing areas. I was wrong. We got half way up and freaked the F---- out. Seriously. I had a full blown panic attack and hand crouch in my seat and close my eyes until we reached the bottom.
5. Somethings have to be done or the world will stop.
In my head if I don't tell someone that I love them when they are leaving or ending a phone call they are going to die. I know this is crazy but it's true. I have to tell people I love them before  I leave their presence or bad things will happen.
6. I am afraid the house will burn down.
I can not leave something plugged in that may cause a fire. Coffee pots, lamps, bathroom lights. I just know as soon as I leave it on and fall asleep the house is going to burn down.
7. I don't trust my self.
Every night when I get home the whole time I am falling asleep I am convincing my self that I have left something on or plugged up. I am also never convinced that the door is locked. I will check 10 times before I am sure. I am the same way at work the guys are normally ready to kill me before the night is out but hey it's their lives we are talking about.
8. I cuss like a sailor.
I don't know when it happend but one day I woke up and I had a potty mouth.  I was very bitter for a while and I think it moved in then. At any rate the fact that I am friends with mainly 20-30 year old  guys doesn't help things. At this point they say I am one of them...with long hair.
9. Crowds freak me out.
If I am in a building and I cannot view the exit I freak out. I used to work for a retail store that rhymes with Sal-Mart. I worked every holiday but Easter that year was horrible. One night I was standing there and people were everywhere. You could barely move let alone see the doors. I thought I was having a heart attack. ( I know I am young but stranger things have happend see # 10) Turns out I was suffering from a panic attack. I freak out when it's like that so I avoid crowds if at all possible.
10 I stole an old lady's body.
Good health is rare in my family. 2 months after I turned 18 I was diagnosed with Rheumatoid Arthritis . My joints sound like rice crispies.I kinda limp like Egor also but that just makes me hot :D


  1. I have an issue with number 5 as well.
    Welcome to SITS! We are excited to have you.

  2. What a funny list!

    Stopping by to welcome you to SITS!